Humor Negro

- Robber, drunkard, vagabound, beggar, slave...wow! anything more you'd want me to be?
– Se por acaso – por extrema infelicidade – você for forçado a passar por um corredor polonês, telefone, pimentinha e glorificado no pau-de-arara, não recorra à justiça. Pois a mesma, com certeza, se defenderá com a argumentação de uso de métodos de persuasão intensiva.

If by na unfortunate chance you are forced to face a "Polish corridor", a "telephone", a "small pepper", or are treated to a "pau-de-arara", don’t appeal to the Law. For justice will certainly argue in its own defense that it only employed intensive persuasion methods.

- That will stop the leak! didn't i tell you your diploma would be useful one day?
– Blitz: branco de Mercedes Benz, passa. Japonês de Kombi velha indo para o entreposto de verduras, pára (e mostra os dcuementos). Negro de Fusquinha, voz de prisão; de carro bonito e caro: "bala".

Police raid: A white man in a Mercedes goes through Without problems. A japanese man driving na old station wagon on his way to the Market stops( and show his documents). A black man in a VW Beethe gets an order of arrest, and in a fancy expensive car, a bullet!


 

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